The continent of Australia is home to some of the worlds most amazing people…

-Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman

-Steve Irwin

-Wolverine

-Thor

-Crocodile Dundee

As great as those people are… 

The continent of Australia is also home to the most venomous creatures on this planet. Not just snakes… I’m talking about Spiders, Jellyfish, Cone Snails (whatever the hell those are).

Just last week there were 102 venomous Red-Bellied Black Snakes found in someone’s yard outside of Sydney!

102!

That is a Red-Bellied Black Snake! That looks like what Jafar turned into at the end of Aladdin!

Not only did they find 102 of those little satanic creatures. The wrangler set them free back in the wild.

I would have given each one of them a one way ticket to Snake Heaven!

If I found out there was one of those snakes in my yard… I’m burning the house down!

It’s over. Done. Finished.

To be honest, it doesn’t even have to be a venomous snake. I’ve been told for years that there are good snakes and bad snakes. BULL!

PETA can stick it where the sun don’t shine… The only good snake is a dead one!

The fact that people go to those Pentecostal snake handling churches is insane to me. 

Just go back to Adam and Eve…

What creature got Eve to eat that apple?… 

A Snake.

-Matt Webb